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Kepler “Refurb” The Cat

August 2012 - 12/29/21

Refurb passed away suddenly yesterday. From the bottom of my heart, thank you all for coming on this journey with us.

refurbthecat:

Just getting some shots for Refurb’s Tinder profile.

Refurb, 9

7 miles away

Queen of the Duckie Realms. Hoping this profile will get me a leg up. 9 Lives, but 1 of them could be yours ;)

Just getting some shots for Refurb’s Tinder profile.

Refurb is standing on your chest. Reblog for a cuddle. Don’t reblog for a cuddle. You’re getting a cuddle regardless.

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

Refurb knows that dinner was five minutes ago.

I know that she knows, because she ate her entire dinner. She objects, and claims that it’s all hearsay and slander. Her lawyer is en route to assist.

Tycho Dogface, Attorney At Law, is here for his client’s needs. Witnesses claim that Refurb was given a full dinner and ate the entirety. Dogface aims to prove that Refurb was not fed at all and, in fact, has never eaten a meal in her life.

As we clearly see here, there is an empty bowl, bereft of food. Refurb claims that it has always been empty. Truth, or lies?

refurbthecat:

Refurb knows that dinner was five minutes ago.

I know that she knows, because she ate her entire dinner. She objects, and claims that it’s all hearsay and slander. Her lawyer is en route to assist.

Tycho Dogface, Attorney At Law, is here for his client’s needs. Witnesses claim that Refurb was given a full dinner and ate the entirety. Dogface aims to prove that Refurb was not fed at all and, in fact, has never eaten a meal in her life.

Refurb knows that dinner was five minutes ago.

I know that she knows, because she ate her entire dinner. She objects, and claims that it’s all hearsay and slander. Her lawyer is en route to assist.